9 Words Women Use

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they're right & you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she's getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you've been given five more minutes to watch the game before hlping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something & you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you're an idiot & wonders why she's wasting her time standing here & arguing with you abt nothing. (Refer back to #3) for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long & hard before deciding how & when you'll pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, don't question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that's PURE sarcasm & she's not thanking you at all. DON'T say 'you're welcome'. That'll bring on a 'Whatever'.)

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F---- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times but is now doing it herself. This'll later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'. For the woman's response refer to #3.

~ Movie Festa ~

Shag....
Got back home after watching <<12>> with my colleagues after work @ Tiong Bahru GV. I give this movie a rating of 7/10, action-packed indeed. The story plot is interesting and in terms of action, Awesome & great! (Thumbs up)

Short Synopsis (Running Time: 106mins)
When New Orleans Police Detective Danny Fisher stops a brilliant thief from getting away with a multi-million-dollar heist, the thief's girlfriend is accidentally killed. After escaping from prison, the criminal mastermind enacts his revenge, taunting the cop with a series of near-impossible puzzles and tasks - 12 rounds - that Baxter must somehow complete to save the life of his own fiancee.

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New movies (April 2009)
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Fast & Furious 4
252 Signal of Life
Friday The 13th (Horror)
X-men Origins: Wolverine

IT Fair 2009

Went to the IT Fair wif my mum today @ Suntec. Damn hell...the place is totally fully packed with crowds. Gosh....even the escalators is so crowded too. Basically, you've to squeeze your way in to the convention hall, or else you can never able to make your way thru it. Initially, i wanted to check out the PSP but seeing the booth is so freaking damn crowded, i dun feel like taking a look at it already. So in the end we go to Level 3 to take a look at the computers, laptops & cameras etc. My goodness, me & my mum can't even make our way in. As usual typical singaporeans we're, die die oso must make our way in. We take a look at some of the booths like HP, Fujitsu, Compacq, NEC etc. I tot of taking a look at the newest desktop for HP, but in the end didn't manage to coz due to some idiotic ppl who won't even budge to let ppl to take a look at the items. Wat self centered ppl they're....
Then my mum wanted to buy a laptop for herself. I was like "You sure u wanna get a laptop? You want to use for wat purpose...?" She said "For internet access purpose, play the games inside the laptop...." And I go "Eh.." Oh well, we checked out the prices from different booths & decided to get a Fujitsu laptop selling @ $1188 with free upgrade 3GB ram & epson printer. While making payment, i qeue up to get the free printer & 3GB ram for my mum. When it's my turn, d technical guy asks hv I get my free items a not. I was like "I'm qeueing this line to get free printer & ram upgrade from you wat. Wat you mean by hv I get my free items?" Then the technical guy told me to wait for awhile to clarify with his boss. After some clarifications, the boss came & said the free printer is out of stock, so can only hv the free headphone instead. My mum was kinda pissed when the boss said that, she retort back "I went to the other side, they still hv printers. How can you just tell me there's no stocks for printers when I checked out just now. You all same company still need to draw line by saying you're not in charge of printers. Wat is this!" The boss was speechless & I got a bit irritated by their service. And in the end, wait again to get some clarifications from the other side on the printer issue. While waiting, the technical guy help to upgrade the ram for the laptop. And in the end, still no news of our free printer...my mum is so fed up dat she says go to the other side to qeue for the printer. Our turn nxt to collect the printer, the countergirl told me the printer is redeemed already based on her records. My face immediately turned "Black". I raised my voice & told the countergirl "I upgrade my laptop ram & they told me the printer is out of stock. We checked out & it's not even out of stock wat. SO WE CAME TO QUEUE HERE TO GET THE PRINTER & NOW U SAID IT'S BEEN REDEEMED......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEN WAT AM I QUEUEING HERE FOR...??!!!!!!!! FOR FUN ISSIT..." Seeing the situation getting a bit ugly, the countergirl immediately get her boss to settle this issue. The boss tries to ease the situation & he said our printer is the other side which we upgrade our ram. We followed him to get our printer & he apologise for making us wait. Wat a sucky day....Aaarrggghhhhhh...!!!!!!!!!

很有意思的形容。。。






不知道大家會不會有這樣的感覺...　其實任何事都一樣　總是繞了一大圈之後又回到了最初的自我＠ˇ＠
所以人更應該懂得知足　而不是無止盡的追求深不見底的慾望　有時候最簡單　最原始的　最初的或許才是最好...
有些人或許常常在抱怨自己不夠快樂　不夠幸福　不夠富有　但其實你跌到谷底的時候不滿足　飛到雲端還是會不滿足...
當然我的意思並是說這一大圈是白繞了　而是應該抱著美好的心情去追尋自己的可能性　而不是總是怨天尤人
就算會回到原點　也還是走了一遭　任何喜怒哀樂都是你的回憶...
跌了跤也好　遇到挫折失敗也好　回頭看看自己的原點　那最簡單的生活　其實並沒有那麼糟　對吧？＝ˇ＝

Quote Of The Day

Extract from an email I received from a friend...

'Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She mutiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.'

Happy Valentine's Day (2009)


All My Life - KCI and JoJo

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Handbook 2009

Receive this from my upperstudy, quite meaningful. Have fun reading.

HEALTH
> Drink plenty of water.
> Eat breakfast like a king/queen, lunch like a prince/princess & dinner like a beggar.
> Eat more foods that grow on trees & plants & eat less food that is manufactured in plants.
> Live with 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy.
> Make time to practice mediation, yoga and prayer.
> Play more games.
> Read more books than you did in 2008.
> Sit in silence for at least 10mins each day.
> Sleep for 7hrs.
> Take a 10-30mins walk everyday. And while you walk, SMILE. =)


PERSONALITY
> Don't compare your life to others'. You've no idea what their journey is all about.
> Don't have negative thoughts or things you can't control.
> Don't overdo. Keep your limits.
> Don't take yourself seriously. No one else does.
> Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.
> Dream more while you're awake.
> Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
> Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That'll ruin your present happiness.
> Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
> Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.
> No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
> Realize that life is a school & you're here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
> Smile & laugh more.
> You don't have to win every arguement. Agree to disagree.


SOCIETY
> Call your family often.
> Each day give something good to others.
> Forgive everyone for everything.
> Try to make at least 3 people to smile each day.
> What other people think of you is none of your business.
> Your job won't take care of you when you're sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.


LIFE
> Do the right thing!
> Get rid anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
> GOD heals everything.
> However good or bad a situation is, it'll change.
> No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
> The best is yet to come.
> When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.
> Your inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

Kuroshitsuji ~ 黒執事 ~ Black Butler

Fun Cohesion @ Farmart/Prawn Fishing

Today no need to go work as my office branch are having cohesion today @ Farmart which is located @ 67 Sungei Tengah Rd. As it's everyones first time to try out prawn fishing, some of us pair up to share one rod while some prefer use one rod per pax.

We're given some chopped small bits of clams to use as a bait food for the prawns. Fishing prawns really need quite some patience. Some of the prawns are cunning jus by taking the bait w/o getting hooked. Damn~ Oh well...I refuse to give just like that, I waited patiently holding the rod and waited for the hungry prawns to take the bait. In jus abt a few mins, I caught my first prawn. Haha...felt so happy I manage to catch one even thou it's my first tryout. The uncle who is in charge of taking care of the prawns also gives some advise & tips on how to fish the prawns. Wahahaha...in the end I manage to catch another 3 more prawns, which makes it 4 prawns in total. Some of my colleagues manages to catch ard 2-3 prawns, while some didn't even manage to catch a single one of it. We spent our 3hrs just fishing prawns till ard 4pm, we start to set up the bbq pit. We had some satays, otak, chicken fillet, bread, stingray and prawns for our bbq. The prawns we caught today ended up as our bbq food...Hehe...Thou it tastes quite bland, but all of us just couldn't be bothered abt it. End of the cohesion day event, we took some group photos and headed back home straight.

PS: Photos will be uploaded soon. =)

Simple Teasers

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between 3 rooms.
The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns & the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years.
Which room is safest for him?

2. A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for over5 mins. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 mins later they both go out together & enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

3. There are two plastic jugs filled with water. How could you put all of this water into a barrel, without using the jugs or any dividers and still tell which water came from which jug?

4. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it & grey when you throw it away?

5. Can you name 3 consecutive days without using the words Monday ,Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

6. This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it. It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it. In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it & think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out.






Answers.......................
1. The third. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.

2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it & hung it up to dry.

3. Freeze them first. Take them out of the jugs and put the ice in theBarrel. You'll be able to tell which water came from which jug.

4. The answer is charcoal.

5. Sure you can: Yesterday, Today & Tomorrow!

6. The letter "e," which is the most common letter in the English Language, does not appear once in the long paragraph.